last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
i think im in europe. pls send help
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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