Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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