Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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