sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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