He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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