i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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