Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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