I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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