he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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