At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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