Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm too high and old for this...
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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