Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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