Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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