Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
My hand turned me down
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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