Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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