And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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