I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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