eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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