I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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