I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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