I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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