You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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