we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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