so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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