just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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