Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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