I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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