My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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