Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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