Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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