The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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