So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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