Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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