is your mom at the bar?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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