In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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