The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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