In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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