Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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