meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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