Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
