Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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