Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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