its not stalking. its research.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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