i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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