You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
