God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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