the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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