we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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