i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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