So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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